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Author Topic: My Race with lil Scottie!!He's Dodging Me like a Skeered dog Now!!..LOL..  (Read 46770 times)

Offline turboguyrt

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Honey I'm home!!!

It is all about ball breaking. What do you think I'm doing on here. Lol. Sorry if I offended you :(.Your breaking his balls on here so I am breaking yours. Isn't this the best part about racing? Now back to the fun and games!!! I would like to congratulate you on your YouTube video. That was the best rain dance I ever saw and it even worked. And you said you had bad luck racing this guy. You may want to go to the casino after that stroke of luck. Maybe a lotto ticket. Lol.  Today is truly your lucky day by strange coincidence i have a turbo bike as well and guess what its a 1000. Let me know so I can de-tune it to make it fair. Lol.


                                                                                       Have a great day honey
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« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 04:56:00 AM by turboguyrt »

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Yes,its all good I can give and take a good ball breaking!!!...

I think Your buddie did the RAIN dance..Not Me..I'm ready and going to spank him any day!!

By Your statement I'm thinking I know Who You are..I don't do land speed racing but I will give Your 400? HP stage 2 or what ever You have a try!!!.. You riding your bike in the 1/4 mile or Your Lil Buddie..lets set that up also..Or do you just want to bet on your Lil buddie's race on his bike??

Now your the one with ALOT more HP than Me..lets See if you can do something with it!!


PS.Think of all the possible money/business you could of had from Me and My buddies dyno tuning all of ower bikes By listening to Your Boys about what they said about Me!!!   :tu:
« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 06:13:05 PM by E-RACER »

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here she is!!!!

« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 06:07:48 PM by E-RACER »

Offline turboguyrt

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I'm back!!!!

Great photo!!! Nice cropping job. Scott has the same photo and there is an 07 turbo 1000 behind it.LOL I don't have a stage 2. I don't have any secondary injectors but I'll take the 400hp number that sounds good.We can set something up but lets have a little fun.You don't landspeed race and I don't drag race,so we can set up 2 races one drag race and one top speed race.Lets see how we do in each others world.Let me know.


p.s. the only reason i don't tune your bikes is I have a minimun horsepower requirement and you fall 3 short  :hys:

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Well Mr Smarty pants..I'm trying to make sense of all this?..Your in the DRAG RACING section sticking up for Someone and now You want Me to land speed race??

And at First I had 70 Hp more than your LIl Buddie now I don't have enough HP to go on Your old Broken down Dyno in You Moms garage???

You put yourself in this If I were You I would put yourself back out..You don't know Me and lets Just keep it that way..

if you so sure about that thing being in front of my low HP Turbo bike We can meet up and you can put some money up??

Ps.This is fun I can do it all day .. :mb:

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 :ppcrn: This is almost as good as being at the track.
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Your right Nick..

Funny thing is his Lil Buddie started it all..and for what ever reason Landspeed guy feels the need to TRY to stick up for him???..Lil Scotty broke My balls big time,He calls Me at 8am on a Sunday I think he even called on X-mas..relentless ball bustin just to get embarrassed!!!..

can't figure it out..LOL..But I do like to race,I'm actually going to ATCO again this sat..I heard He may show up?? :bike:

I don't go around asking people to race..My bike is no race bike or the fastest or most Hp bike,was never meant to be.. :D

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LOL not too bad. I must be doing something right for you to beg several of my friends to tune you bike on my busted ass dyno in my moms garage.Sorry I dont except food stamps.I will give you credit where credit is due low 8's on a 247hp 1000 is moving but is still a mild street bike.  :bike:

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Well I did ask one of Your friends at first to see if You could dyno My bike that's true..beg highly unlikely!!..LOL..ask more than one friends I don't think so..And I planned on using My  EBT card not food stamps,You could probably use it to get your dyno fixed or some stuff for Your moms garage.. :lol:

Thx for the credit and Yes its a mild streetbike never claimed it was more than that!! 247 supposed hp Minus the 70 I had over him=177 HP!!!... Man Your Lil buddies bike IS a KILLA!!! :hys:

So....if your not betting on your little Buddie or Your not going to race Me with your super duper landspeed bike please stay off My post..

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your not betting on your little Buddie or Your not going to race Me with your super duper landspeed bike please stay off My post..

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Getting "Blown" is a hell-of-a drug...STUNNAH...

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LOL You keep talking about Scotts 177hp killer that you lost to.Either his crappy bike was better then yours or hes just a better rider or both. :hys: you make the call.Didn't you lose twice that night? Maybe that's why your fast this year because of all the schooling you got last year.You do know drag racing is like golf the lower number wins? just checking.I do have to give you credit again being that you are the only man in history to finish third in a drag race :hys: And remember its only ball breaking. :D See you at the track.You should be easy to find you'll be the one in the back.lol I am sending money with Scott or food stamps which ever you prefer.

Great chatting with you

P.S. I have some big boy turbo components for sale if you are interested in going fast
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 06:57:24 PM by turboguyrt »

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Well remind Me not to have a 1070 tuned to 177 HP!! :td:..I get way more than that stock!!

Better bike than My busa?LOL  thats a laugh,I will bring the 5 cent returnables from under my porch and buy a beat up classic Gixxer!!

And like I already said I chased,spun and lost against Your Lil buddie,and the second race I spotted a built stroker busa thats not even ridding on the street with My little show even milder streetbike and still caight and blasted By him and My bike cut off!..I had more power and lost on both accounts..don't mean shit..stuff happens!!

Ps.Ask your little buddie why he called and said it was going to rain and he/we shouldn't go to MIR for ower big race?? I went to ATCO since I was ready and I had my dancing shoes on with no partner..LO>..and  only thing that was raining today was  HP coming out of My little cheap Turbo at the track today!!!!

Can't wait to take his and your money!!!!!!

Ps.I seen you did have some nice stuff for sale..But I'm going pretty fast already for alot less!!

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Please don't stop !! This is some funny shit !!!        Hey E-Racer - didn't know you had a Mustang ? thought that was your boy Stunnahs ? did you guys get married ?

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My buddie Damian has a mustang. Nothing crazy just a little 101mm turbo. A mild street car!!

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Bigboost,is this Don Hass also with a different screen name? What's with this marrying stuff?  I like the ball bustin stuff but one idiot on here doin so is enough already!!

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Please don't stop !! This is some funny shit !!!        Hey E-Racer - didn't know you had a Mustang ? thought that was your boy Stunnahs ? did you guys get married ?

If your reffering to the "STUNNAH" I've never owned a mustang to damn little...Never met E-Racer but will stand in battle with him...Prefer to be single right now and I'm USDA approved tit and booty man!!! :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys:
Getting "Blown" is a hell-of-a drug...STUNNAH...

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Thx STUNNAH guess my mild lil street bike has all the hatoraid comin out of everyone!!!

Offline turboguyrt

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Definately not me but he sounds like an intelligent man!!! Why would I change screen names obviously I let you know who I was. I was going to leave you alone like you requested. Do you really want me to keep winding you up like a joke in the box, sorry jack in the box!!! Lol not me Eddie try again


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Bla bla bla. Counting Your money in my pocket well see how smart you are!!

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E, did you go to Atco over the weekend?

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Sorry Stunnah ... my bad      No E-Raced .. This is not Don Hass

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BATTMAN yes I did.

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BIGBOOST,Why are you sayin sayin shit?

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Damn big boost you have him sssssstuddering... Lol