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How to get a Nissan Qashqai airborne.
« on: April 10, 2017, 02:13:09 PM »
Add a large quantity of Vodka to the mother driving and locate a suitable launch pad..
Please note the pathetic British court punishment?

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/watch-horrific-moment-drunk-mum-12875065
« Last Edit: April 10, 2017, 02:15:12 PM by HOS »
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Re: How to get a Nissan Qashqai airborne.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2017, 03:10:29 PM »
Nice
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Re: How to get a Nissan Qashqai airborne.
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2017, 04:12:58 PM »
Nice

I recon its because she was so heavily pissed that she didn't get seriously hurt.
They recorded some blood in her alcohol.
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