Driving my car home from work. I change highways, and right as I am merging I have to swerve to avoid a motorcycle chin in the middle of the highway
200 yards later around the bend. There is a broken down motorcycle with no chain.
3 miles later I see a motorcycle on the side of the road. and the rider is standing next to the guardrail vomiting.......
Must have swallowed a bug EEEEECCCCHHHHHH