Sig,
I hear you, but realize that I get immense satisfaction from (while being sometimes overly thrifty) just doing it myself. I really think that is what motivates some of the comments you refer to. Including traveling back and forth, if need be to the hardware store. All part of the satisfaction.
Actually my hump box has an open hole cut in the center as I basically just push my gloves and geza cover in there. I never took the time back then to work out a hinge setup.
Doesn't look that great but it has been functional since '99, and until I buy that Tiger Racing Glove Box, I've recently become aware of. Been out the loop.
For $25 that deluxe (on this thread) is still a good item to simply "bolt on".