LUMPING FUCKERS OF DOG BUM!

[FK]

I have been lurking for a while now and have made one observation.

You guys really actually fucking do have yer heads up inside your rectal cavity gnawing at the encrusted faeces that resides on the walls of the source of your verbosity.

You really are a bunch of Yank wanks who huvnae a clue aboot what actually merits respect and awe in a motorbike.

Particularily Todd...who goes on about the hayabugly as if it's his sphincter borne son yet he feels the need to big bore his. If it wiz soooo good, why the fuck bore it out? Particularily as you have never actually thrashed it at a proper meet. When i say you, i don't mean in the terrestrial sense, i mean in the bubbling primordial festering single-celled world of the VD mites from the Quadruped-wanking Farticulates 'hood in our galaxy!    

In summary therefore, i would just like to say that i enjoy humiliating your inbred brethren over here and look forward to the day that me and my steed comes over an woops yer sorry arses beyond all recognition. Not that you would know what recognition means as...a) It's too long a word and , b) recognition isn't something that you could be familiar with, with a mirror being a source of utter horror for yer sad pansy arses who ride the second fastest but ugliest bike in the known universe.

 

FK

[busamonkey]

Let me be the first to say you are an ignorant git.  Clearly no matter how much proof we offer up, no matter how many races are run, no matter how many major publications find the Hayabusa superior to your little Green Machine you will never admit the truth.  Go on and live in your world of denial.  Your refusal to accept the truth is as pathetic as the lap dog Sadam Hussein had tell his people the US was not rolling over his troops and into Iraq.

Piss off and have a wank you tosser.  Your little willie is the only one who cares what you think.

[THEMOTORHEAD]

YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE ASSHOLE SCARES ME      

[Rice Ya]

Some people will never learn.

[dave419]

hey fk        this guy or whatever it is must ride kawijunk!!!!

[P.W.T.]

so-far you've honored his effort.he's having A good laff at y'alls expense. and if they did come over we'd all be more than happy to let them crash at our places.as long as they held their mouth rihgt      

[rat]

F.k.so you got dusted by a BUSA didnt you?
now your pissed    
mabe a bit of a embarrassment    
Dont feel so bad it happens to all other bikes to.
It  must really suck riding A 12
Have you tried kicking your feet when you drop clutch??Mabe that would give you a little power.    back at chaaaaaaaa

[Charlie D]

FK,

Wow, such hostility. Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? You,like everyone else,  are certainly entitled to your opinion, no matter how unbelieveably wrong and diluded it is. But you certainly do not need to resort to name calling and personal attacks. Maybe you are filled with too much self-loathing from all those nights you spend on the computer with your Mum's panties on your head jerking off to pictures of farm animals. But hey, I'm not judging you. If you need some help there are all types of support groups available to you. Please seek help, we will be here to support you.  

[suzuki4life]

quote:Originally posted by MOTORHEAD:
YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE ASSHOLE SCARES ME          

Why wouldn't he? Whatca think he stares at when he races a Busa?

[nickmp4071]

quote:Originally posted by FK:
I have been lurking for a while now and have made one observation...

b) recognition isn't something that you could be familiar with, with a mirror being a source of utter horror for yer sad pansy arses who ride the second fastest but ugliest bike in the known universe.

   

FK

....wait a minute...<looking in mirror>...YES I do see something...it's...well, it's green...but I can't quite make it out...Ah yes, I know what it is....It's the 12 trying to catch up to me

     

[nickmp4071]

Damnit suzuki4life beat me to it by 60 seconds  

[suzuki4life]

quote:Originally posted by BusaByte:
Damnit suzuki4life beat me to it by 60 seconds    

No worries, I beat allot of people by 60 seconds  

[WayneE]

quote:Originally posted by suzuki4life:
 

quote:Originally posted by BusaByte:
Damnit suzuki4life beat me to it by 60 seconds        

No worries, I beat allot of people by 60 seconds      

Oh shit, Gary gets an extra 120hp or so and now he's getting cocky                

[GSXRN99]

I GUESS FISHING AINT SO GOOD AT LABUSAS

[suzuki4life]

Actually Wayne the bike you are referring to is slow in the 1/4. I doubt the tire would stay down long enough to make a good pass. Now I have access to a nice drag bike which till a few months back was mine. I'd be happy to ask if he'd let me borrow it to make a pass againist your bike in the 1/4. Compared to yours its underpowered (only 152 hp) but it is setup to run. Power is nothing without control.

[suzuki4life]

BTW born cocky, just finally returning to my roots.  

[WayneE]

quote:Originally posted by Jynx:
   

I feel like a board vet now...I don't think most of you have ever seen FK before.  Wanker's been gone for a while.

Being a board vet myself, I have to say that I think that lil Jiminy Spears (tell your sister she's a hot POA, Jiminy)    just likes getting everyone riled up.  He was a good guy when talking about his daughter's illness.  I find it hard to believe he's serious with all of the laughable insults he constantly hurls.

And just in case he's serious...

How's your wife and my kids, FK?  

[Dwight-PA]

Why do you guys even waste your time responding to FK's gibberish? You know he's incorrigible so why bother? Don't let him drag you down to his level, simply don't respond to his posts until he speaks civil and with at least an ounce of intelligence.

[Uglyoldrider]

Wifes fine... but the kids are retarded  

Just kidding Wayne.. I couldn't resist. Seriously tho.. FK really has to ease up on that dog feces/anal thing. It may go over well in the UK but over here it seem pretty weird.

[Dwight-PA]

Jynx, FK's always talking about some kind of bodily function. Maybe he's a med-school drop-out. Or, maybe he's just trying to tell us he knows how to use the potty now! Potty good-boy hooray FK!  

[02SE]

quote:Originally posted by FK:
 

Particularily Todd...who goes on about the hayabugly as if it's his sphincter borne son yet he feels the need to big bore his. If it wiz soooo good, why the fuck bore it out?

I'm just wondering jimmy, if the 12 is such an incredible machine, why did you put a turbo on your's ?. Of course that's assuming you actually own one. Have a nice day.  

[Busa@11K]

quote:Originally posted by FK:

You guys really actually fucking do have yer heads up inside your rectal cavity gnawing at the encrusted faeces that resides on the walls of the source of your verbosity.

  ... and you don't think it's the same or worse on the ZX-12 boards?    

I wonder why you even come over here ... personally, I don't have any desire to even browse the ZX-12 boards.  Guess that tells you how I feel about 'em.

You, on the other hand, have this fascination with the Busa.  Why don't you just go get one and get it over with?  

[Dwight-PA]

I think you nailed it Scott, it appears FK's got a good case of Busa-envy.  

[Mileageking]

He must have had sex with dogs at least once. That is a fact.

[Steve A]

And he was the recipient!!!          

[Dwight-PA]

All conjecture gentlemen. He could have been the recipient as well as the sodomizer, only FK really knows.  

[WickedSpeed]

Don't worry, Fearsome.  We all still love ya.    

-Wicked

[Eggster]

quote:Originally posted by WayneE:

quote:Originally posted by Jynx:
       

I feel like a board vet now...I don't think most of you have ever seen FK before.  Wanker's been gone for a while.

Being a board vet myself, I have to say that I think that lil Jiminy Spears (tell your sister she's a hot POA, Jiminy)    

How's your wife and my kids, FK?    

um not that much of a board vet if you say that  

oh Jimmmy..good day at the office?? hahahaha BaJa monthly ready for publication??

see you friday mate  

[dcnblues]

quote:Originally posted by WickedSpeed:
Don't worry, Fearsome.  We all still love ya.      

-Wicked

What he said...  

[Papaya9]

I think the guy suffers from depression from living in an area that has had 85 consecutive days of rain and gloom.

[Oklahoma Bob]

I think you said your peace. Now move on!  

[Todd]

Jamie - good to hear from you again strange one!

Once again - sorry to you and Marc about your recent loss and I hope Marc's sister is doing better.

I'm not sure what all that meant that you wrote but it didn't sound good.        

You must be the Dr. Doolittle of the UK!  Such a way with animals you have.         Baaaaa!

I only chose to overbore my Busa but you were forced to drop thousands on a turbo after the nitrous wasn't enough for the Busas.  Nor did I blow up a motor in a vain attempt to keep up.           Even then you were unable to touch the double ton even though we've seen it done on a stock Busa!    

Read about it: http://myweb.cableone.net/toddshelton/bike6-99.html

Watch it happen: http://myweb.cableone.net/toddshelton/200_up.mov
         

And just when I thought the icing on the cake couldn't possibly be any thicker than it is, a new grudge match is released.  Though Jynx has already referred to the raw numbers - I'm sure you have been dying to see the quotes.  They even refer to you at the very end!  

Enjoy - and then go fix your clutch again!  Bahahahahahaha!!!          

Motorcyclist Magazine August 2003

Hayabusa vs ZX-12

Grudge Match

Take one of the country's hottest drag racers. Mix with the two hairiest road rockets of all time. What do you get? A day of wheels-spinning, trash-talking, record-shattering insanity.

Test Results - Best times of multiple runs - Both bikes ridden by pro drag racer Keith Dennis:

Round #1 - Bone stock, right out of the crate.

ZX-12 - 9.92 @ 143.74
Busa - 9.88 @ 143.88

Round #2 - Dog bones for rear and straps for front, nothing else changed.

ZX-12 - 9.682 @ 145.53
Busa - 9.583 @ 145.67

Round #3 - Lowered as in round 2, but a gearing change, dropping 1 tooth on both bikes' countershaft sprockets.

ZX-12 - 9.51 @ Did not list
Busa - Put the women and children to bed and lock the door...9.471 @ 147.56.

 

Quotes :

 

This fight's been a long time coming, and it has already been rehearsed on countless internet forums, in hundreds of barrooms and on dozens of very secret streets, often late at night. In the grassroots dragracing community spread all over this great country of ours, two megamotor streetbikes reign supreme: Suzuki's GSX1300R Hayabusa and Kawasaki's ZX-12R. These bikes were never intended to be drag racers--they were designed to beat eahc other's brains out, fighting for the title of World's Fastest Motorcycle, as in the 190-mph fast.

The test results would consist of three rounds:

Round One: Both bikes run dead stock at showroom-stock ride height.

Round Two: Allows simple, inexpensive suspension mods and adjustments, such as lowering the rear with popular "dog-bone" suspension links, and either sliding the fork tubes up through the triple clamps, or cinching the front end down using strip specific tie-strap.

Round Three: We throw in a gearing change that Keith Dennis recommended, dropping both bikes one tooth on the countershaft for even more grunt off the line, and closer effective gearbox ratios.

Through all these rounds, two things would remain consistent: the motors. They were to be absolutely, positively stock, their average status to be verified by dyno tests after the shootout, the bikes impounded in the faculous Ford/Motorcyclist Fish Truck after the contest.

The Suzuki in fact had only 182 miles on the odometer when it was rolled out of the truck - we were trying to break records and Suzuki didn't even bother to break in their motorcycle!

We normally use industry accepted weather-correction factors to compensate for varying temperature, altitude and humidity. We do it to be sure it is the bike, and not the conditions, that causes performance variations. But because we were running these two bikes head-to-head, we decided to use the raw numbers instead.

The temperature would vary during the day between 60 and 75 degrees, the pressure hovered right around 30 inches, and the altitude at 615 feet. No wind and humidity was high.

 

Talkin' Trash

Suzuki sent a small van filled with Garret Kai, their press-relations guy, Aki Goto, his technical aide-de-camp, one brand new metallic orange, 40th-Anniversary Hayabusa--- and little else. Kawasaki on the other hand, came loaded for bear. Or, rather a high velocity Asian hawk. They brought the fullboat factory team trailer, complete with lawn chairs, electric awning and chilled drinks. It can filled with a flaming green 2003 spec ZX-12R, another 00' model ZX-12R decched out with a lengthened swingarm, lowered suspension, air shifter and a pipe, and a menacing turbocharged V-twin Vulcan. The last two bikes would have no impact on our testing, of course, but they showed that Kawasaki was very serious about this drag racing thing.

Kawasaki's choice of personnel was another clue. The omnicapable Scott Buckley manned the wrenches, and leading the charge was none other than John Hoover, until recently the manager of Big K's high successful factory dragracing team.

 

Hoover is also a master of trash talk, a skill no doubt aquired at the tracks of the Southeast, where dragracing is as much a social contest as a mechanical one. As the Suzuki guys rolled the Busa out of their dinky van, Hoover was all over them, poking and prodding at the bike.

But now it was go time. There was no chance Hoover would shut up, and we certainly didn't want him to. But now his bike was going to have to back up his talk.

Round One final score: Kawasaki: 9.92 seconds at 143.74 mph. Suzuki: 9.88 seconds at 143.88 mph. The top end speeds showed the bikes were working with essentially equal power, but the Suzuki's superior launchability gave it a very slim, but consistent, edge. Score one for Suzuki, with its lower-riding Hayabusa and low-key crew.

[Round Two]

Boom. The Busa ran a scalding 9.583 at 145.67, giving Hoover quiet a bit to talk about over the burgers waiting in the back of the Fish Truck. The bikes were essentially equal - it's just that, so far, one was a bit more equal than the other.

[Round Three]

Hoover should be careful what he asks for. Because a couple of runs later Shine [Keith Dennis] shut him up, momentarily at least, whipping the Suzuki to a beautiful 9.471 run at 147.56 mph. And that, as they say, was all she wrote. Hoover had to resort to running his mouth rather than his bike.

the Busa is just half a hair faster, day in and day out. In stock trim, lowered, and then lowered and regeared, the Busa was always a few hundredths ahead.

...if there's money on the line, you'd be better off on the Suzuki.

The Busa's extra torque, coupled with its lower chassis, gives it just the edge it needs to wind up on top.

So this particular grudge match goes into the books, no doubt spawning tears of red hot invective, pitting the smug fans of the winner against the wronged and betrayed fans of the loser - FK.

[Todd]

quote:I don't think most of you have ever seen FK before. Wanker's been gone for a while.

But he's back in his typical retarded fashion.

He looks just like he always has!

       

Here's what Jamie looks like when he's on the boards:

       

Here's Jamie when it comes time to walk the walk after talking and talking and endlessly talking the talk:
 

Bahahahahahah!

Will he never learn?!  

HAYABUSA:  
     

[BiggerDanno]

Welcome back, ya old fart smellin' pos wannabe rider!

Was the fishin' as good as you expected?

If not, try another fishining hole, like the one in your behind...there should be plenty of "trouser trout" in there.  

[COLDSTONE1300]

Topic:LUMPING FUCKERS OF DOG BUM!

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistook us for ZX-12.org

 

quote:Originally posted by FK:
I have been lurking for a while now and have made one observation.

That the Busa is faster and your throwing a Hissy Fit because of it. Online no less.

 

quote:Originally posted by FK:
You guys really actually fucking do have yer heads up inside your rectal cavity gnawing at the encrusted faeces that resides on the walls of the source of your verbosity.

We're not anything like your Rover Raping Sad Ass.

 

quote:Originally posted by FK:
You really are a bunch of Yank wanks who huvnae a clue aboot what actually merits respect and awe in a motorbike.

Oh and You do?
 
 

 

quote:Originally posted by FK:
Particularily Todd...who goes on about the hayabugly as if it's his sphincter borne son yet he feels the need to big bore his. If it wiz soooo good, why the fuck bore it out?

Why do Zx-12 riders bore out their bikes? Why did you Turbo yours? Didn't break down quick enough for ya in the first place?
 

 

quote:Originally posted by FK:
Particularily as you have never actually thrashed it at a proper meet. When i say you, i don't mean in the terrestrial sense, i mean in the bubbling primordial festering single-celled world of the VD mites from the Quadruped-wanking Farticulates 'hood in our galaxy!      

So the runs your Hired gun has done on your 12 are more legit then huh? Baghdad Bob could envy you.    

 

quote:Originally posted by FK:
In summary therefore, i would just like to say that i enjoy humiliating your inbred brethren over here and look forward to the day that me and my steed comes over an woops yer sorry arses beyond all recognition.
     
FK

Like i said when i asked you 5 times before if you'd be dumb enough to come to bonneville to run against Speed King, I'm sure we can all pitch in and raise the $14.50 to Fed Ex you and your pile over here so we can watch it break down..again.          

I'll be one of the first to say the 12 isn't a bad bike at all really. Any machine that costs under $12,000 and can hit 9 second 1/4 miles and do atleast 180mph STOCK would be hard to call worthless. It's just that Fk and a few others can make the bike look like total shit. Both in attitude as a owner and ability to make it Mis-perform (Judgement Day).

[Dangerously]

Shh!  What's that sound?

*PLONK*

[Todd]

So why does he keep doing this you ask?!

I think I found the answer:

       

                             
   
   

Baahahahahahah!      

[WristRocket]

It's start'n to feel like home aroud here again.